Simpsons: Generation Awesome Does it Again!

This might be my new favorite Simpsons quote:  From the most recent episode, available on hulu.

Lenny: Homer, use your head, just buy a new car!
Homer: Great idea Lenny, but I don’t have any money!
Carl: You can take out a loan with your house as collateral
Homer: I wouldn’t have to pay it back for three more years! What are the odds of that much time happening?
Lenny: Pretty close to zero, I’d say.
Homer: Problem solved, generation awesome does it again!

(All three chest bump)

Happy Nuptials Jenna

I find myself weirdly happy for George Bush today, as the New York Times reports on his daughter's nuptials. I don't like the man, he is dangerously delusional. But I can't help but feel sympathy for the man. He's been a fuck up his entire life, and being a president hasn't changed that. I have no doubt that when his impressive array of handlers leave his side as he exits the office, that he'll find some other impressive way to fuck up. However, he's like Homer Simpson that way, the only good thing he ever really did was bring children into the world. I don't like Jenna, and I know that she and her hubby are going to spawn Bushies that will continue to plague the earth for generations to come, but for now? It's a wedding. Throw your glass back and shout huzzah!