This might be my new favorite Simpsons quote: From the most recent episode, available on hulu.
Lenny: Homer, use your head, just buy a new car!
Homer: Great idea Lenny, but I don’t have any money!
Carl: You can take out a loan with your house as collateral
Homer: I wouldn’t have to pay it back for three more years! What are the odds of that much time happening?
Lenny: Pretty close to zero, I’d say.
Homer: Problem solved, generation awesome does it again!
(All three chest bump)
Showing posts with label credit crisis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label credit crisis. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Athens and The Bond Kings of Pennsylvania
So this piece is a commentary on something I heard in Planetmoney this week. As usual, I'm one or two weeks behind the times, but the issue is the debt crisis in Europe. My commentary is based on an idea that was very much reflected in the American financial crisis.
Basically, the good people of PIMCO, one of the largest funds in the world, and others like them were buying bonds like water in Europe and other countries. Without getting too much into the finance of it--when it became clear that the bonds would not be paid off, PIMCO sold them and took the loss. But Greece still needed the money, and so they issued new bonds. Which, of course, nobody wanted to buy.
This is the basis of the European debt crisis.
The popular refrain on the fiscal right, is that it's the people's fault. They've been irresponsible with their money. This is certainly true--and there is little point in arguing it. But what I haven't heard is an acknowledgement that it takes two to tango. For every irresponsible dollar spent, there were just as many irresponsible dollars lent. Whether you blame the ratings agencies for giving Greece a triple-A, or the EC, for accepting false assurances in Greece's bid for acceptance into the EU, you have to admit, that "free money" came from somewhere, and usually it came from investors who were willing to take a higher risk in return for a greater return. That the turkeys came home to roost, is just part of the game.
But let's accept this premise that it's not the fault of the lenders, and ONLY the fault of the payees. Ok, but lets not forget that the BLS has proven that wages have fallen over the last thirty years and that the average American has less of his own money to spend. Those facts are probably the same for Western Europe as well. It's not surprising that given a credit card with a low interest rate, that people wouldn't go ahead and use them. I also resent the implication that the vast majority of these expenditures were completely frivolous. That's certainly the image that we are made to see, and shows like "The Real Housewives of _____" delivered on that promise. But those shows were popular precisely because people were outraged by the immoral spending of these profligate women. But is that how most Americans spent the last decade? I honestly don't think so.
When it comes right down to it, we all live beyond our means. I know that I certainly do. And I don't have an iPhone. I haven't taken a vacation in two years. There are weeks that I just barely squeak by. But it's like Citibank says, we want to "live richly." Yes, you can surivive on beans and rice, but a full and complete life means sometimes enjoying those fruits that are just out of our reach. I can't blame anyone for that kind of spending. I think there's a huge difference between paying for dinner five nights out of seven nights at midrange $12 entree restaurants, and wantonly buying $500 shoes or jewelry, random trips to Vegas or New Orleans, buying a new TV just because you're tired of your old one, and gettingnew phones everytime they're released, or upgrading computers every two years.
But maybe that's just a justification: I could also make the argument, that delayed gratification only works if you actually delay that gratification. The fact that we eat out five out of seven days of the week is really pretty obscene. And it's worked out so that we HATE our local restaurant options. We're bored to tears of them.
In the end, it comes down to risk management, and both parties are guilty of poor capacity to manage risk.
One last point. The Planetmoney podcast closed with the argument that bailing out Greece would just kick the can down the road. I totally get the economic arguments for that. But sometimes governments must do distasteful things to protect their people. That is, afterall, what democratic governments are set up to do, protect their citizens--not the purity of their markets. There are already riots in Greece. This is the type of conflagration that under the worst sorts of circumstances could end in war. Stability has a price, and that price is 350 billion Euro.
In accounting, a poor practice, or an illegal one in some contexts, is earnings cushioning. It infers lying to the investor, hiding debts of varying kinds, or paying off future debts in advance to inflate profits in the future. There are dozens of techniques for this--what people call "accounting magic." But this obscures one very crucial fact about accounting that us Ravingleftatics have a hard time swallowing: Lying about your finances is never good, but history has provided many examples of companies that got through hard times and managed to legitimately succeed, by these sorts of tactics. All of which to say, if the exuberant spending of the new millenia had been more carefully monitored, we could well have eased the debt out of the process without a financial meltdown.
Basically, the good people of PIMCO, one of the largest funds in the world, and others like them were buying bonds like water in Europe and other countries. Without getting too much into the finance of it--when it became clear that the bonds would not be paid off, PIMCO sold them and took the loss. But Greece still needed the money, and so they issued new bonds. Which, of course, nobody wanted to buy.
This is the basis of the European debt crisis.
The popular refrain on the fiscal right, is that it's the people's fault. They've been irresponsible with their money. This is certainly true--and there is little point in arguing it. But what I haven't heard is an acknowledgement that it takes two to tango. For every irresponsible dollar spent, there were just as many irresponsible dollars lent. Whether you blame the ratings agencies for giving Greece a triple-A, or the EC, for accepting false assurances in Greece's bid for acceptance into the EU, you have to admit, that "free money" came from somewhere, and usually it came from investors who were willing to take a higher risk in return for a greater return. That the turkeys came home to roost, is just part of the game.
But let's accept this premise that it's not the fault of the lenders, and ONLY the fault of the payees. Ok, but lets not forget that the BLS has proven that wages have fallen over the last thirty years and that the average American has less of his own money to spend. Those facts are probably the same for Western Europe as well. It's not surprising that given a credit card with a low interest rate, that people wouldn't go ahead and use them. I also resent the implication that the vast majority of these expenditures were completely frivolous. That's certainly the image that we are made to see, and shows like "The Real Housewives of _____" delivered on that promise. But those shows were popular precisely because people were outraged by the immoral spending of these profligate women. But is that how most Americans spent the last decade? I honestly don't think so.
When it comes right down to it, we all live beyond our means. I know that I certainly do. And I don't have an iPhone. I haven't taken a vacation in two years. There are weeks that I just barely squeak by. But it's like Citibank says, we want to "live richly." Yes, you can surivive on beans and rice, but a full and complete life means sometimes enjoying those fruits that are just out of our reach. I can't blame anyone for that kind of spending. I think there's a huge difference between paying for dinner five nights out of seven nights at midrange $12 entree restaurants, and wantonly buying $500 shoes or jewelry, random trips to Vegas or New Orleans, buying a new TV just because you're tired of your old one, and gettingnew phones everytime they're released, or upgrading computers every two years.
But maybe that's just a justification: I could also make the argument, that delayed gratification only works if you actually delay that gratification. The fact that we eat out five out of seven days of the week is really pretty obscene. And it's worked out so that we HATE our local restaurant options. We're bored to tears of them.
In the end, it comes down to risk management, and both parties are guilty of poor capacity to manage risk.
One last point. The Planetmoney podcast closed with the argument that bailing out Greece would just kick the can down the road. I totally get the economic arguments for that. But sometimes governments must do distasteful things to protect their people. That is, afterall, what democratic governments are set up to do, protect their citizens--not the purity of their markets. There are already riots in Greece. This is the type of conflagration that under the worst sorts of circumstances could end in war. Stability has a price, and that price is 350 billion Euro.
In accounting, a poor practice, or an illegal one in some contexts, is earnings cushioning. It infers lying to the investor, hiding debts of varying kinds, or paying off future debts in advance to inflate profits in the future. There are dozens of techniques for this--what people call "accounting magic." But this obscures one very crucial fact about accounting that us Ravingleftatics have a hard time swallowing: Lying about your finances is never good, but history has provided many examples of companies that got through hard times and managed to legitimately succeed, by these sorts of tactics. All of which to say, if the exuberant spending of the new millenia had been more carefully monitored, we could well have eased the debt out of the process without a financial meltdown.
Labels:
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credit crisis,
Debt,
Greece,
PIMCO,
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
The Cell Sell Phenomena
With all that's going on--I really ought to be blogging more. But grad school and work demands are strong. And when they aren't demanding, someone else is.
After reading the article in Today's New York Times about the next big wave of the fiscal crisis hitting--that is the credit-card crisis. I can't help but feel a little validated. I've been writing letters to the editor, letters to Nancy Pelosi, Chris Dodd, the Times, and an assortment of websites and blogs about this topic. I call it the Cell-Sell Phenomena.
I didn't buy my first cell-phone. My parents got it for me because they could never get a hold of me. Either I was in class, rehearsal, meetings, or just not returning their calls. You can see the allure, put the thing in the boy's pocket, and let maternal guilt do the rest. By and large it worked.
When I moved to the Big Apple two years later, I learned a most amazing thing. Verizon 'owed' me a phone. This was literally something for nothing. I couldn't believe it. I took the opportunity and got a fancy new phone. And signed up my parents for another three year contract at a higher rate. Ooops.
Even so, here in New York, I kept seeing people with fancy phones. Brand new phones. People I knew, had a new phone every six months or so. Some had purchased them off Amazon, or Craigslist, or eBay. But I never understood it. Unless you've been on your plan for at least six months, you have to pay outright for a new phone. $100 to $300 dollars. If your phone broke, they'd replace it. For free. So who needed to buy phones that often?
You see the same thing with the iPod. A new release per year. We all assume that the technogeeks go out and get the latest and greatest, but when I see the dishwasher at my old restaurant sporting an iPhone, I have to wonder what's going on? This is the Cell-Sell phenemenon. The likelihood, that you or someone you know, is buying new consumer goods for no other reason than to have the latest technology in your pocket. I try not to reproach the sexier half of the populace, but I think that they are equally responsibile for this alarming trend. Fashion is notorious for replacing perfectly good clothing every season. It's ridiculous. Furthermore, and I fully admit this is sexist, but the propensity of women talking on the phone certainly made the Cell-Sell revolution occur much quicker. But there was one other thing, and this unlike women, fashion and cell-phones, is fairly well documented: People are buying these luxury items on credit.
Here's the thing: When I grew up, you used a thing until it broke. If the cost of repairing it was significantly cheaper than the cost of buying a new one, then and only then did you buy it. Think about the refrigerator. That is not an item you replace every year. And it costs a lot. But as tech prices have come down, and technology is cheaper here in the States than it is almost everywhere else. So you don't need a new phone, but it's so easy to get one, so why not? For years I've felt like a cranky hermit, wearing my T-shirts until they're threadbare, keeping my CRT monitor until it felt like even the mice in my building had thinscreens.
Whose laughing now? Whose laughing now!!
After reading the article in Today's New York Times about the next big wave of the fiscal crisis hitting--that is the credit-card crisis. I can't help but feel a little validated. I've been writing letters to the editor, letters to Nancy Pelosi, Chris Dodd, the Times, and an assortment of websites and blogs about this topic. I call it the Cell-Sell Phenomena.
I didn't buy my first cell-phone. My parents got it for me because they could never get a hold of me. Either I was in class, rehearsal, meetings, or just not returning their calls. You can see the allure, put the thing in the boy's pocket, and let maternal guilt do the rest. By and large it worked.
When I moved to the Big Apple two years later, I learned a most amazing thing. Verizon 'owed' me a phone. This was literally something for nothing. I couldn't believe it. I took the opportunity and got a fancy new phone. And signed up my parents for another three year contract at a higher rate. Ooops.
Even so, here in New York, I kept seeing people with fancy phones. Brand new phones. People I knew, had a new phone every six months or so. Some had purchased them off Amazon, or Craigslist, or eBay. But I never understood it. Unless you've been on your plan for at least six months, you have to pay outright for a new phone. $100 to $300 dollars. If your phone broke, they'd replace it. For free. So who needed to buy phones that often?
You see the same thing with the iPod. A new release per year. We all assume that the technogeeks go out and get the latest and greatest, but when I see the dishwasher at my old restaurant sporting an iPhone, I have to wonder what's going on? This is the Cell-Sell phenemenon. The likelihood, that you or someone you know, is buying new consumer goods for no other reason than to have the latest technology in your pocket. I try not to reproach the sexier half of the populace, but I think that they are equally responsibile for this alarming trend. Fashion is notorious for replacing perfectly good clothing every season. It's ridiculous. Furthermore, and I fully admit this is sexist, but the propensity of women talking on the phone certainly made the Cell-Sell revolution occur much quicker. But there was one other thing, and this unlike women, fashion and cell-phones, is fairly well documented: People are buying these luxury items on credit.
Here's the thing: When I grew up, you used a thing until it broke. If the cost of repairing it was significantly cheaper than the cost of buying a new one, then and only then did you buy it. Think about the refrigerator. That is not an item you replace every year. And it costs a lot. But as tech prices have come down, and technology is cheaper here in the States than it is almost everywhere else. So you don't need a new phone, but it's so easy to get one, so why not? For years I've felt like a cranky hermit, wearing my T-shirts until they're threadbare, keeping my CRT monitor until it felt like even the mice in my building had thinscreens.
Whose laughing now? Whose laughing now!!
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